Re: The Songs of Felix Broomhildakin

[Malazek]

Untitled Lament (a.k.a. "Because Thou Hast Set Me Free.")

"I am at your service, because thou hath set me free..."
"...Friend o' the goblin, Old wizard 'Nalkor' was 'e..."
"...Then, friend no more, 'e cursed them all with a frown..."
"...Goblin carried dead goblin, carried them down too thou see..."
"...'e spoke, 'If ye escape Felix, findeth me in Dockin Town..."
"......Oh, Nalkor... 'e cursed the goblins... yes, 'e did... 'e cursed the foul goblins......"

[Malazek]

Goblin Down, Goblin Frown
 
"Goblin down, Goblin frown..."
"Goblins there, and all around!"
"Goblin goons, the deepest tunes..."
"Good Sir, explain o' Bloody Runes."
 
"Trail of book, Nalkor took..."
"Let us find each place to look."
"Plague or Spell, who can tell?"
"May evil find its way to Hell."

[Malazek]

The Matron who lost her Teat (performed by Dioro Evinrood)

"Well... the bar matron woke... and started her day,"
"She said, 'I'm gonna make me... a day's worth o' pay.'"
"She was big and ugly... burly and mean!"
"She had the biggest and hairiest arms... that's ever been seen!"
"She liked to fight and cuss... punch men in the face!"
"Get out of my bar.... you drunk... this is my place!"
"She started getting known... as the toughest around..."
"'Til one day, in came a warrioress... and punched her to the ground!"
 
"What did you do that for, you idiot!?"
 
"I'm here to challenge you matron," she said with a frown."
"A fist came from nowhere... knocked the warrioress down!"
"Quick to her feet, she kicked the matron in the teeth!"
"I alone will be the toughest in Twin-town!"
 
"They fought and fought... wrecked the whole damn place!"
"When they were done... they cried in disgrace."
"Missing hand, missing finger, missing arm, missing leg!"
"Missing eye, missing ear, missing nose, missing feet!
"'Ha! That ain't nothing!' said the matron, "Me missin' me teat!"
 
"Well... the bar matron woke... and started her day,"
"She said, 'I'm gonna make me... a day's worth o' pay.'"
"If she had known... how the day would end..."

"Instead of 'you idiot', she might have said 'friend'."

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