Folly.
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Folly.
STUDENT FOLLY
In the spirit of an excellent history paper we all recently read, I am going to start recording some excellent words from students.
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____
"Is that thing you gave us gonna be on the final?"
< Yes >
"Oh. Well, I didn't read it."
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____
"What is my grade in here?"
< 35% >
"So, what do I need on the final to pass this class?"
< A Miracle. Or 600% >
"Is that possible?"
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____
"Is this exam hard? I was told it was impossible to pass."
< THAT guy got an A >
"Yeah, but he's smart."
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____
"Oh my god, I just failed high school."
< ... >
"Next time, instead of picking up a blunt, you'll pick up a pencil."
"Can I borrow a pencil?"
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____
Handing me a completed Scantron form, "Did I pass?"
Pretending to scan the dots with my robot eyes, < I dunno yet >
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____
"What? This is too long; it's impossible to finish."
< No, it isn't. The other two classes finished it with no problem. >
"Yeah, but they're smarter than we are."
< The whole class?! >
"Ok. What do we do if we don't finish?"
< Fail, probably. >
_____ _____ ______ _____ ____
< Okay, let's re-read that verse and think about what it means.>
"Hope" is the thing with feathers--
That perches in the soul--
And sings the tune without the words--
And never stops--at all--
< Okay, what does that mean? What is she saying? >
"It means, like, Hope ... is a thing ... with feathers?"
< ... >
" ... "
< I was hoping for a little more insight. >
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____
" I don't understand how something can dry up like a raisin in the sun; raisins are pretty much already dried up, aren't they?"
< That's how they become raisins. Before that, they're grapes. >
"What?"
In the spirit of an excellent history paper we all recently read, I am going to start recording some excellent words from students.
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____
"Is that thing you gave us gonna be on the final?"
< Yes >
"Oh. Well, I didn't read it."
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____
"What is my grade in here?"
< 35% >
"So, what do I need on the final to pass this class?"
< A Miracle. Or 600% >
"Is that possible?"
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____
"Is this exam hard? I was told it was impossible to pass."
< THAT guy got an A >
"Yeah, but he's smart."
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____
"Oh my god, I just failed high school."
< ... >
"Next time, instead of picking up a blunt, you'll pick up a pencil."
"Can I borrow a pencil?"
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____
Handing me a completed Scantron form, "Did I pass?"
Pretending to scan the dots with my robot eyes, < I dunno yet >
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____
"What? This is too long; it's impossible to finish."
< No, it isn't. The other two classes finished it with no problem. >
"Yeah, but they're smarter than we are."
< The whole class?! >
"Ok. What do we do if we don't finish?"
< Fail, probably. >
_____ _____ ______ _____ ____
< Okay, let's re-read that verse and think about what it means.>
"Hope" is the thing with feathers--
That perches in the soul--
And sings the tune without the words--
And never stops--at all--
< Okay, what does that mean? What is she saying? >
"It means, like, Hope ... is a thing ... with feathers?"
< ... >
" ... "
< I was hoping for a little more insight. >
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____
" I don't understand how something can dry up like a raisin in the sun; raisins are pretty much already dried up, aren't they?"
< That's how they become raisins. Before that, they're grapes. >
"What?"
Last edited by Malazek on Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:12 am; edited 3 times in total
PD Folly
In the spirit of "Student Folly" (above), I thought I'd share this gem overheard at the Police Station.
Inmate: "Hey, hey, Officer! Can you tell the sarge I gotta get out of here. I have to go to the hospital. I'm totally going through withdrawals here."
Officer: "Oh yeah? What're you on?"
Inmate: "Heroine."
Officer: "Oh. Well, you're not the first person to go through withdrawals in here, and you won't be the last. You'll be fine."
Inmate: "Yeah, but it's stupid. They expect me to stay in here while I'm going through this. It's just ... it's just stupid."
Officer: "Y'know, some people would say it's stupid to get addicted to heroine."
Inmate: "Well, yeah, it is."
Inmate: "Hey, hey, Officer! Can you tell the sarge I gotta get out of here. I have to go to the hospital. I'm totally going through withdrawals here."
Officer: "Oh yeah? What're you on?"
Inmate: "Heroine."
Officer: "Oh. Well, you're not the first person to go through withdrawals in here, and you won't be the last. You'll be fine."
Inmate: "Yeah, but it's stupid. They expect me to stay in here while I'm going through this. It's just ... it's just stupid."
Officer: "Y'know, some people would say it's stupid to get addicted to heroine."
Inmate: "Well, yeah, it is."
Re: Folly.
CUSTOMER FOLLY ...
Sales Clerk: "Would you like a bag?"
Customer: "No, no thanks. Nothing extraordinary, I'm afraid."
Sales Clerk: ???
Sales Clerk: "That'll be $4.90"
Customer: Hands clerk a $5 bill
Sales Clerk: "Out of $5?"
Customer: "No, hold on. Let me give you a nickel."
Sales Clerk: ...
Customer: Hands clerk a nickel
Sales Clerk: "Okay, so you're change is going to be 15 cents ... "
Sales Clerk: "Your total is $19.98. Would you like to donate 2 cents to help local children?"
Customer: "No, I can't afford it." Hands clerk a $20 bill
Sales Clerk: "Out of $20?"
Customer: "Yeah."
Sales Clerk: Hands the customer 2 pennies.
Customer: Drops the pennies into the take-one-leave-one tray.
Sales Clerk: "Would you like a bag?"
Customer: "No, no thanks. Nothing extraordinary, I'm afraid."
Sales Clerk: ???
Sales Clerk: "That'll be $4.90"
Customer: Hands clerk a $5 bill
Sales Clerk: "Out of $5?"
Customer: "No, hold on. Let me give you a nickel."
Sales Clerk: ...
Customer: Hands clerk a nickel
Sales Clerk: "Okay, so you're change is going to be 15 cents ... "
Sales Clerk: "Your total is $19.98. Would you like to donate 2 cents to help local children?"
Customer: "No, I can't afford it." Hands clerk a $20 bill
Sales Clerk: "Out of $20?"
Customer: "Yeah."
Sales Clerk: Hands the customer 2 pennies.
Customer: Drops the pennies into the take-one-leave-one tray.
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